ssundiall-moved:

this video is making me lose it right now i cant stop replaying it its so funny

c-dentello:

andy-the-anon:

When you remember the anti-vax movement

heedra:

heedra:

When I totaled my car last spring, it was by plowing straight thru a fence into a cow pasture on my way to a job interview, and the one thing that saved me from being utterly consumed by despair was the fact that the cows were utterly bonkers with curiosity about the weird object that was suddenly in their field, and they completely SWARMED me and my car with good-natured excitement. They ate my lunch (and my cars bill of sale documents), they used the wrecked husk of my car as a rubbing post, they tried to lick my face, and most importantly because of them I was not just crying alone in the rain, and for these things I’m literally forever in their debt.

These ladies are my heroes.

too-many-breeches:

Jesus fucking christ

mr-downer:

Glen and Friends Start a Drug Ring

jame7t:

crowcryptid:

jame7t:

pitchblackgoatherder-deactivate:

jame7t:

1 am. im throwing rocks against gods window. she opens. I tell her “you fucked up with vampires. they should be real.” she politely reinverts every atom in my body, thusly undefining me and beginning anew with a fresh physical form. im a hamster now. my opinion does not change.

I just now noticed thar your icon isn’t a parakette. I am upset.

how? how does it look like a parakeet?

i made an attempt 

that makes sense. im so mad that im gonna flap my little wings and go commit war crimes

alejandr035:

hxgrl:

argodeon:

lo-kae:

roseburst:

argodeon:

Shut the fuck up olivia

yeah. i have maybe 200 and counting oliviabots reported and blocked so far. my entire block list is olivia.

and still she won’t shut up.

Given that username structure, there could be as many as 78.4 billion Olivias. They are the true tumblr users. All other accounts are merely noise to the great Olivia hive-mind

LMAO “the great Olivia hive-mind”

cykelops:

wolvermeans:

is hideo kojima dating mads mikkelsen?

If mads mikkelsen was my friend this is exactly how i would treat him…

droct0:

foxthebeekeeper:

A neighbor called and said she saw a swarm on a fire hydrant so I grabbed my bucket and ran there as fast as I could. I dabbed some lemongrass oil on the bottom of it and they walked in. After about 5 minutes I just scooped the rest in and bam! Free bees!

I got the queen on the first scoop too though. Apparently she was a new one because she was piping in there really loudly. This is my first personal swarm catch so honestly I’m not sure if that was supposed to happen or not.

What other website am i going to see posts where the op talks about “bam! Free bees!”

jajankenguu:

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON’T

edit: it’s from yakuza 3

dinuguan:

bigeisamazing:

game night with the bros

edward gamer hands

applescentedshampoo:

badjokesbyjeff:

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

unclefather: