Monday, January 30, 2012

The Ocelots Are Fucking

askevasboobs:

Well, I always thought Ocelot was full of himself!

… what.

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon: asksolidsnake: ottercon reblogged your…

I’ll give you another hint, it’s in a bottle. A special kind.

It’s not that weird Japanese pop stuff, is it?

It’s not even remotely Asian, Dave.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

asksolidsnake:

ottercon:

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon:…

I have to order it before you start looking. Let’s just say you’ll be attracting a lot of people with it, possibly. I…

Attracting people? Go on. I’m intrigued. Don’t tell me- you’re decking me out to be a human bug zapper.

Er, not really. It’s something common, but I’m ordering a specific kind just for you. That and I’m making you brownies.

Common, eh? That doesn’t make it very easy to guess.

I’ll give you another hint, it’s in a bottle. A special kind.

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon:…

I have to order it before you start looking. Let’s just say you’ll be attracting a lot of people with it, possibly. I…

Attracting people? Go on. I’m intrigued. Don’t tell me- you’re decking me out to be a human bug zapper.

Er, not really. It’s something common, but I’m ordering a specific kind just for you. That and I’m making you brownies.

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon: asksolidsnake: ottercon: asksolidsnake:…

I think it goes both ways. I’d probably be mostly paranoid. Oh, I’ve finally come up with something for V-Day. Well,…

Really? I’m looking forward to it. Are you going to make me guess, or should I go look in the normal hiding places?

I have to order it before you start looking. Let’s just say you’ll be attracting a lot of people with it, possibly. I hope not, because really… I don’t like sharing.

asksolidsnake:

ottercon:

asksolidsnake:

ottercon:

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon:…

No, I probab- stop bringing up the past dammit! We can just. . I don’t know. I just want to be with you.

Hey, I didn’t say no. I’ll protect you from scissors lady- she still looks like a Joker rip off, to me.

Knight in shining armor?

If you consider spandex armor, yes.

… I guess so.

Definitely need an upgrade. Soldiers seem to be getting smarter these days- or they’re just paranoid.

I think it goes both ways. I’d probably be mostly paranoid.

Oh, I’ve finally come up with something for V-Day. Well, what to get you anyway. Phew.

asksolidsnake:

ottercon:

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon:…

No, I probab- stop bringing up the past dammit! We can just. . I don’t know. I just want to be with you.

Hey, I didn’t say no. I’ll protect you from scissors lady- she still looks like a Joker rip off, to me.

Knight in shining armor?

If you consider spandex armor, yes.

… I guess so.

raidenlaughsalonewithrevengeance:

fckyeah-kawaiimeme:

“Forever alone? Forever kawaii”

wow relevant

raidenlaughsalonewithrevengeance:

fckyeah-kawaiimeme:

“Forever alone? Forever kawaii”

wow relevant

asksolidsnake:

ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon reblogged your post: ottercon:…

No, I probab- stop bringing up the past dammit! We can just. . I don’t know. I just want to be with you.

Hey, I didn’t say no. I’ll protect you from scissors lady- she still looks like a Joker rip off, to me.

Knight in shinning armor?